Nature Red

Claw and Fang

Listening: "The Everlasting Scream" by Elf Power.

Reading: Some P.O.S. Faith fic. Don't remember/don't care what it's called. Also sort of picking at "King Lear". As in, play by English dead dude named Shakespeare. You might have heard of him ;^p

Thinking: My life sucks. Really. Come live it for awhile.

Feeling: In pain.

Uhhrrrkk.

CRAMPS.

*Gets out the baseball bat* $5 U.S. to whomever beats me to death first. Provided you do it quickly. I don't want to hang on for hours. I want to be dead. Now.

Oh, and uh, squeamish people? If you can't take it, go away. I don't have the patience for correctness or cleanliness or gentility at the moment.

I'd say something about the "situation in Iraq". If I gave a sh*t. Which I don't.

I'll say something about Jennifer Garner instead: Available Now! Trailer Trash Elektra, yours for only 19.95 -- a minute! She was okay in Alias, (there need to be more spy shows with asskicking chicks in them) but as Elektra?

Like I said, first person to beat me to death gets five bucks. >_<

?!? NO! Get away from me with that! I want to live! Do you hear me? I want to Liiiiiivvvveee! *Runs away*

And I'm not dead, so you don't get your money. *Singsong, making faces* Nananana-boo-boo >;^P

Yes, folks, what we have here is a bored 20 year-old pretending to be eight.

Working on: that original thing (see, I listen), the Arena, the usual Mortal Kombat fic, the atypical Mortal Kombat fic, a *gasp!* Buffy fic (Spike!), my crappy art, and coding both those MK things in custom html like I promised Jaz I would.

If there seems to be a slowdown, it's heat-related. The air-conditioning unit was broken. Actually, the repairman told us it had been broken for months, but we didn't notice until about three days ago when it started cranking out heat. And didn't stop.

It was a nice, sauna-like 95 in here yesterday, while I sat at the computer (which is, of course, RIGHT UNDER the godd*mn vents) trying to type something even remotely interesting.

The weather's the same as yesterday, wet and grey, although warmer. Tallahassee (which is that way *points north*) is supposed to have, like, flood advisories and stuff.

Uhh. Anyway. Sitting here watching TV For Gamers. It's cool. Yet lame. Yet cool. They've had nice coverage of Kung-Fu Chaos! and Tao Feng: Fist of the Lotus, both of which look interesting. (The former a spoofy-type, fighting game lite, and the latter being the brainchild of MK co-creator John Tobais. Has a furre-freak chick in it. Might not be a total waste of money.) Not that I would buy either game, in any case: I don't own, and can't afford, any of the next-gen console systems.

NOTE: Donations to the "Get Jheti A Decent Console Foundation © TM" may now commence ;^P

That aside, I like the teasers. And I love Portal. The ultimate show for the easily amused computer nerd, especially those with MST or "stupid captions" skills *^_^*

Outta time. Bye then :^)

(*Limps off to go get aspirin*)