SQUEE!! *^_^*

*Bounce Bounce BOUNCE*

Smithfic!

Smith ROMANCE fic!

HET Smith romance fic with a self-insert (NON-Sue! *GASP*) who is actually semi-endearing!


If you're not dead of amazement, chagrin, and/or disbelief yet, go read it.

It takes some getting into, and the dialogue is confusing at points--it can be difficult to tell who said what to whom, at first--but other than that, it's quite enjoyable.

Hell, compared to most Matrix fic, it's fantastic.

And compared to most Smithfic (especially Smith romance fic) it's fucking exemplary. The author can even spell. And construct sentences. And (mostly) use proper verbiage. *Is still giddy*.

I'm off to search for Smith/Neo now. >^D

Don't particularly like Neo, but he's the only real way to see our Agent friend in a state of nakedness without Mary Sue hanging all over him *shudder*.

Actually, I'm working on the interrogation scene from the first film, atm...

The Morpheus one. "I must get inside Zion." Come on. How blatant was that?

It's way way better than the subway fight. Smith is hottest with that sadistic streak in full play.

And as for Reloaded?

..."More."

*Falls down in puddles of evil laughter.*

Throwing Things

Peekaboo

It happened.

Brin finally makes sense.

Observe:

Brin leapt forward with a hiss of frustration.

"Don't care what you think," she snarled. "You're not paid to think."

"Neither are you, gorgeous," Pirate sneered in reply. "Ain't your brains Baraka's infatuated with." He leered. "You got a healer's touch."

"Indeed," she said, and gripped his arm. Within seconds his skin was a blackened husk, curling away from the bone, fat and muscle glistening where it showed through. She clutched him tighter, and he screamed. "What's the matter?" she murmured, smiling. His arm hissed and sizzled and blood was running at the corner of his mouth--he must have bitten his tongue, though she couldn't see how; his mouth was strained open with the force of his cries. "Don't like my healing touch?"

Not evil, not really, but definitely not up to any good.

Wait'll you see who she's been hanging out with...

No, I can't tell you; that's the cliffhanger for the second part! Sheesh ;^p

Nothin' Doin'

Quick Rundown

Just doing work for "Metronome: DRIVEN" and "Disenchanted"--which are Kaoru Miki and Himemiya Anthy shrines, respectively.

Read: Utena sitecrap.

Avoiding things I don't want to deal with by slathering fanwork and sitecrap over them. It works really well. It always has.

Yesterday:

ME: *dumps about a pound of legal-size paper into mom's lap*

MOM: What IS this?

ME: *ahem* My fanfiction.

We'll see how that goes. *Shrug*.

That's not what I'm avoiding, btw...

Pfft. G'night.