Saturday, June 28, 2003

I Wouldn't Think So...


Stupid Fucking Quiz

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Ocassionally. I try to leave it in the PG13 category. But my persistent use of the word fuck kind of debilitates that.

*shrug* Oh well.

Slightly Disjointed


Daywalker

You know you've had the ultimate nerd-loner late night when all your friends go to sleep before

you do ^_~

I'm turning into someone who stays up late! WHEE! ^_^

A Hypothetical Situation: If I had the "keyboard conversation" from the first movie. The

interloper on the Neb is green and I'm, well, not.

Wake up, Neo....

*Dazedly* eerrhmmm? wha?

The Matrix has you.

*BLINK*

I don't suppose you could spare a Smith or two? Or--three? >^D

..................!!!!!

Pretty please?

!!!OMFG!!!

Aiiii >_< Big text on dark monitor = lots of light. Don't like light.

Light = bad. Got some sunglasses? >^D


....

Aviator shades, maybe?

^^;

HEHEEEEE ^_^

THAT's the One?

Only one Smith? I can live with that *^_^* Send him over >^D

...We are so screwed.

#THE END#

I might come back with an actual entry later, but I doubt it. Seeya 'round :^)

Wednesday, June 25, 2003

Awake or Still Dreaming


Smith Feeds The Ducks

I've done it. I've crossed over.

I now dream in the key of Matrix.

Several years pre-Neo. Trinity has just begun talking with some guy who calls himself Morpheus.

I'm her best friend. Actually I'm the only person who will even talk to her anymore. Her old friends, the popular preppy set, abandoned her after she adopted the signature all-vinyl look.

Anyway, we've got study hall, so we're outside, across from the quad. Which has a pretty pond in it, and there's an oak hanging over it, Spanish moss dripping off the sunlit sides and dangling into the water.

"Homework sucks," I whine.

"Yeah," she says, not looking up from her homework--advanced FORTRAN or something...

There's a man in sunglasses, with a wicked hairline, standing down by the pond. He wasn't there a second ago. He doesn't notice me noticing him.

"Hey." I nudge her and she blinks. "Who's that?"

"Huh?" Looking at the empty hallway behind me, at the classmates around me. Totally looking the wrong way.

"The guy. By the lake." I sort of crane my neck to get a better look. There's a definite faint smile on his face. He produces a brown paper bag from somewhere and proceeds feeding bits of toast to the ducks, palms on his knees. He looks very fobidding and somehow nice at the same time. Approachable, yet steely--the cold fish that always gives you socks for Christmas, but only because you needed them anyway and would not have bought them for yourself. "The one feeding the ducks," I elaborate needlessly.

Trinity turns pale--her face white and blank like a piece of paper, blue eyes huge with fear.

"Shit!" she hisses, scrambling lower in her seat. "Shit shit shit..."

The man in the sunglasses, the suit, looks over at us, smiles and waves.

I wave back, grinning.

"He's kind of cute."

"Don't LOOK at him," whimpers Trinity, "don't look! He's an Agent...Oh God, Morpheus said this would happen...."

Someone clears his throat behind me. Another guy in a suit, with sunglasses, but there's nothing friendly about this one. At all. He reminds me of something cold and surgical, like he should be made of steel under that jacket and tie.

"You're coming with us," he says.

There's another of them behind Trinity. Where are all these guys coming from?

"If you'll follow me," says the one behind Trinity, who forlornly puts her hands on her head--the fellow behind her has a length of steel pressed into the back of her head--a Desert Eagle.

"Who are you people?" I ask, fascinated. My heart is leaping in my chest, like I've been running. "And what's with the guy by the pond?"

The two Agents look over the tops of our heads, at each other, sharing a sneer.

"Smith," they growl at the same time.

I woke up, after that.

The human subconscious rocks ^_^

Sunday, June 22, 2003

Almighty, All-Powerful ,Triple-Strength Fangirl SQUEEE!


And SQUEE Some More! *^_^*

I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it !!!

I have...

the ultimate thing...

the impossible thing...

the shining thing...

the heavy, roughly rectangular object with

sharp satiny false-calligraphy letters across the top in navy-blue, and they read

"HARRY POTTER"

followed by smaller lettering across the heavy, faux-sketchpaper cover in dusty pale blue cursive:

"and the Order of the Phoenix".

Stepdad bought it for me last night. Having a parent who works at Wal-Mart SO ownz. *^_^*

And no one can tell me different, not with that glorious beautiful wonderful book sitting on my shelf staring back at them.

Parents surprised me *^_^*

ME: *After several minor fiascos is finally able to get to the Internet, and by a miracle ff.net is up, so I can read Matrix fics*

MOM: Jessie? C'mere.

ME: *grumble* I just did...*grumble*...finally got some fic... *grumble grumble*.

DAD: *motions at couch* Sit.

ME: ??

MOM: *sternly* Siddown.

ME: Did I, uh, do something?

DAD: Shut your eyes.

ME: *wince* I hate closing my eyes.

(Which has to do with a prank someone pulled on me in kindergarten that left large bleeding holes where my earrings used to be, but that's neither here nor there...)

DAD: And hold out your hands.

Me: *clueless grin* Uhh, okay...

*THUMP*

ME: Err...what the...?

DAD: Okay, open your eyes.

ME: *BLINK*

MOM (big grins): Well?

ME: Uhh, errr, wh-- (*several strange noises of this variety*) I, uh...

MOM, DAD and TENCHI grin like maniacs.

ME (tiny voice): Holy shit.

And on that note, I bid you farewell. *^_^*