Pulling Tail

I Stole Your Sur-vey, I Stole Your Sur-vey!

THE BASICS:

1. What is your full name? >_< Oh not THIS q. again. Too drunkg.

2. What is your starsign? Capricorn. In Tarot I am the Devil *^_^*

3. What are your racial origins? red+white = pink? >^D

4. Where do you live? a two-story rental home

5. What would you've been called if you were the opposite sex? aghththhhh can't type straights!

6. When is your birthday? January 4. Wanna give me a present? ^_^

SWEET DREAMS:

1. Have you ever had a recurring dream? If so what was it? Ohh, I have a couple, the mutants raving in the rain is my favorite one I am so MAD at Matrix: Reloaded for having a similar sequence I coulsd spuit! Well I could spit if I could see straight ^_~ The one of Mileena and Baraka getting it on isn't too bad either, I've had that one like four or five times...

2. Whats your most memorable dream? I had one of Mileena and Baraka fighting in the snow, and this one where I was a Kung Fu priest sort of man from Egypt fighting a bunch of crazed Indians.

3. How many hours sleep do you get each night? uuh, seven.

4. What time do you get up on a school day? what is this school you speek of?

5. How many times have you stayed up all night? umm, fewer than thirty but more than ten.

6. Have you ever got so drunk that you dont remember going to bed? nah but I've been drunk enough to recall with horror my antics the night before >^D

7. What do you normally do last thing before going to bed? Close my eyes.

8. Does coffee wake you up? COFFEE my beautiful poison COME TO ME! *Humps the coffee machine*

9. Does vodka put you to sleep? dun do vodka. I like rum and schnapps and this stuff I can't spell. Vodka is YUCK. >^P

10. Do you wriggle in bed so much that you wake up facing a different way to how you started? Baby I'm the original Twisted Sister >^D And I kick in my sleep, too >^D

11. What was the last time you shared a bed? when I was twelve at a sleep over. NO I WON'T give you the details. I sleep alone and love it. It's Queen-size and it's ALL MINE >^D

12. Do you tend to dream about real life things more, or complete fantasies? fantasies. Usually with violence, surrealism, celebrities/characters, and sex.

13. How long do you remember your dreams for when you wake up? the really good ones I can remember for years, it gives them a higher chance of recurring.

14. Which is worse - being too hot in bed, or too cold? too hot. I can't sleep when I'm too hot. Hold on, that sounded really bad >^D

15. how many pillows do you sleep with? right now? three pillows, two cushions, two bolsters, and let's see...four stuffed animals? What's that? Eleven plush--things?

16. What was your biggest night time fear as a child? Freddy Kruger. He still frightens me, honestly. Fucking bastard.

17. What's under your bed? dirty magazines, dirty book, boxes of clothes, random shit and one Barbie doll that's wedged under there too far back for me to retrieve it.

18. What do you wear in bed? pyjamas.

19. Do you read in the evening, the morning, or not at all? I read whenever I wanna. (Heh, I mistyped that as "ream" and then fixed it. Yay for liquor *^_^*)

20. Do you eat in bed? EEEEWWW crumbs in my bed! I don't fucking think so!

FEELINGS:

1. Right now, sum up your emotion in 3 words? intoxicated, happy...inebriated? >^D

2. When was the last time you cried? Seabiscuit two days ago. SHUT up.

3. Which is more important, to be fair, or to be correct? To BE RIGHT.

4. Do you prefer to think or to feel? Feel. I am an animal tangle of feelings and right now all of them want to be wrapped around you! *grabs you* Hey baby >^D

5. Is the glass half empty or half full? FUCK YOU I ORDERED A CHEESEBURGER DAMNIT!

6. At what age do you want to die? Really really old

7. If you could pick one age to stay at for the rest of your life, what would it be? how about now (almost 21)?

8. Do you prefer the arts or the sciences? mixed. I like theoretical science.

9. What do you fear more - failure, or pain? both equally.

10. Can you really trust anyone? FUCK NO

11. Are aliens real? Aliens are bemused by our stupidity, but they want our sex. Hence anal probes and the like. We're there little sexy beasts >^D

12. Have you ever taken an illegal drug? Uhh, secondhand pot-fumes?

13. What was it like? Annoying.

14. When have you been most scared? I tumbled from a three-story escalator once.

15. What is your favouite computer game? Mortal Kombat II arcade emu. Viva la piracy >^D

16. What's the stupidest thing you've ever done in public? I do many stupid things in public.

17. Have you ever walked along a train track? No, what are you, cracked? I lived where they were fucking bullet trains. I want to LIIIVE damnit!

18. Have you ever sprayed your hand with deoderent and set fire to it? (Don't try this at home kids). WTF?

19. Have you ever considered suicide? Somewhat, but I so much more preferred my elaborate murder fantasies >^D

20. How many people (that you know personally) do you truly respect? uhh, most of you are better than me.

FRIENDS:
Which friend:

1. Is the closest? Maybe Jaz. Or Tenchi.

2. Has shared the most secrets with you? Definitely Jaz.

3. Is the funniest? Tenchi.

4. Is the most trustworthy? some of you.

5. Pulls the most? On me? I'm the needy clingy possessive one.

6. Has the highest morals? Of my friends? Possibly Nyohah, she's a real classy dame.

7. Is the cleverest? You're all smarter than me.

8. Is the proudest? Most full of herself? ME.

9. Is the naughtiest? Amy. Go girl go! >^D

10. Is the flirtiest? also Amy. Just not to me ;^p

11. Is the most determined? I tend to be the worst taskmaster.

12. Is the most mature? My mom.

13. Is a baby at heart? hhmmm...

14. Do you spend the most time with? Tenchi, when he's home. Failing him it's mom, stepdad, and Catlady.

15. Is the prettiest? Jaz but she won't believe it, she's fucking goregeous. Amy has the best lips. Nyohah's got the smile and general overall presentation, and like I said she has that class. I am also ragingly jealous of Amy for looking better in my haircut than I do *SEETHE with envy* ^_~ A few of you I've never seen, and one or two of the guys are cute little devils >^D

6. Is the shyest? Nyohah

17. Is the most confident? two of you are very, very certain of your ideas. It's unnerving at times.

18. Is the most paranoid? Amy.

19. Is the most popular? dunno, I've never understood that word "popular" I mean what the fuck is all that about anyway?

20. Is the most daring? I can be daring when I've had a few *poses* see? I'm Daredevil! Brrrriiiiiiing meee toooo liiiiiiiiiifffe! >^D

21. Is the most generous? some of you keep giving me things and it's unnerving. I do so little for you. I am a heel :^(

Which friend will...

21. End up as a rich aristocrat? me, hopefully.

22. Make it as an actor? he knows who he is

23. Be a surrogate mother? umm, maybe Jaz but she's already said she doesn't want kids.

24. Be a professor? he knows who he is

25. End up smoking dope infront of the TV? none of us are potheads. At least not that I know of.

26. Be arrested first? probably Amy.

27. Become an evil dictator? Jaz

28. Be a stripper? ME >^D

29. Commit suicide? ................

30. Marry first? Jaz is already married! *^_^*

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Tell Us Another One, Jheti


You have a royal heart. you live to command and
guide...you are brave and strong, a born leader
and protector of the weak.


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Oh, suuuure.

I prefer it this way:

"Hrrm. Ouch. Your fists match your heart: hard as a rock."

That's a little closer to the truth ^_^

Ignore me, I've had a lot re I mean OF Kalua and I can't spell when I've done that, see?

SEE?

I want to see you happy
I want to see you shine
Don't worry baby
Don't be uptight
Don't worry baby
We'll stay up all night

PUSH IT
Make the beats come harder
PUSH IT
Make the beats come harder

Whatever, Shirley, keep singin'...

Whee.

Good night *^_^*

Turn Me On

I Wanna Be Heard

Help! My muses have excruciatingly bad taste!

Of all the incredibly weird music choices they've made recently, Kitana's is easily the most disturbing.

She likes "Space Cowboy" by N'Sync.

And if you're in the mood to take a ride
Then strap on a suit and get inside

N'Sync is nothing new. I hate them but my muses don't. Baraka's in love with "It's Gonna Be Me" and Brin likes "Pop", "The Game is Over", and the Backstreet Boys' "Larger Than Life".

Mileena...is into...

"Fighter" by Christina Aguelare (sp?) Christ, I can't even spell her name and Leena sings along at the top of her lungs. >_<

(Well, I can spell her name but I choose not to. It's humiliating! >_< )

Smith likes "Dominator" by Human Resource. At least that's rave. Marginally.

Neo's decided to latch onto "In The End" by Linkin Park and not let go.

But still >_< Save me from the tastes of my characters!

MILEENA: Don't take that tone with me. I hooked you on Jan Johnston!

KITANA: You'd never have found Babybird if it wasn't for me.

BARAKA (*nudging a Fear Factory CD in my direction*): "New Breed", anyone?

BRIN: I like Eminem. *^_^*

OTHERS: -_-; *edge away*

BRIN: *SING* It'd be so empty without me! *^_^*

On that note, let's call it a day.

Seeya peeps :^)

Half-Baked

Mechanical Animals

...In other words, people, that Smith/Neo cookie.

Hoping I'd forget, were we? ;^)

Here ya go, either way.

It came to him that they were perfect in their wrath: row upon row of sleek, aggressive grey suits, darkening in the rain. Their hair thinned and slicked back to their heads in the wet, making their features stand out sharply. They were an endless reflection of him, and they wore a scowl that would have left lesser beings breathless with the sight, rooted to the spot in awe and fear.

Neo had faced that scowl before, and chuckled at it, and kissed it away. Licked it away. He had dared.

And Smith had let him.

Angst angst angst. Yay. We all love angst. ^_^

The Alderaan Objective

Soloist

*Morphs into Gilda*

Thank you dears, I will now do a set for all the influential people in my life.

For someone in despair:

Please could you stop this feeling
Like you've misunderstood
I know that what you've done
You've done the best that you could

I understand
Yeah I understand
You're not alone
It's not what you planned (but)
I understand
You're not alone

You've backed yourself into a corner
Of yourself
Another reason
Not to listen to everyone else

(But) I understand


Okay, we'll switch gears folks.

For that guy who thinks I'll wake up and magically forgive him:

*Tapping the guitar syncopation with one long heel*

Don't want your hand this time
I'll save myself
Maybe I'll wake up the walls
Now tormented daily, defeated by you
Just when I thought I'd reached the bottom

I--
dive---
again

I'm going under
(going under)
Drowning you
(drowning you)
I'm falling forever
(falling forever)
I've got to break though
I'm going under

Blurring and stirring the truth and the lies
So I don't know what's real and what's lies
Always confusing the thoughts in my head
So I can't trust myself anymore

I--
dive--
again
I'm going under (going under)
Drowning you (drowning you)
I'm falling forever (falling forever)
I've got to break though
I'm...

So go on and scream
Scream at me
So far away
I won't be broken again
I've got to breathe...
I can't keep going under

*adjusts to counterpoint*
Falling--
Forever--

*To a shriek*
I can't keep--
GOING UNDER!

(Making up alternate ends to your favorite songs ROCKS. ^_^)

For a chat accomplice:

*Rollicking guitar solo with her humongous air guitar*

Still lying in the dark
Far away from where you are
Coming from another place
Where the ancient memories awake
Don't let them fade

The everlasting scream is on the way

*Repeat air guitar solo*

And for another accomplice:

Now that she's back from that soul vacation
Tracing her way through the constellation, hey, hey
She checks out Mozart while she does tae-bo
Reminds me that there's time to grow, hey, hey

Now that she's back in the atmosphere
I'm afraid that she might think of me as plain ol' Jane
Told a story about a man who is too afraid to fly so he never did land

Tell me did the wind sweep you off your feet
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day
And head back to the Milky Way
And tell me, did Venus blow your mind
Was it everything you wanted to find
And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there

Tell me did the wind sweep you off your feet
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day
And head back toward the Milky Way

Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star
One without a permanent scar
And did you miss me while you were looking at yourself out there

And we'll wrap it up with the song that always gets stuck in my head.

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name

Err, no, we'll leave that one out...

Thank you, thank you, you've all been great!

(The concert hall is empty except for me and a lone homeless guy in the back row, sleeping.)

*Bows*

*Guy in back row belches in his sleep*

Ah, success. I hope it doesn't spoil me ^_~